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"Tigatron? What is this?"
Optimus primel to Tigatron,'A better mouse trap'
"Hull breach in sector 7 guidnece systems failling
Cheetor-first lines of the beast wars saga,BW pt1
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"...we gotta be talkin' just one thing: robots in disguise!"
-- Cheetor, "Beast Wars" I
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"The Decepticons were our ancestors. For centuries they warred with the Autobots..."
"...The ancient ancestors of the Maximals."
-- Blackarachnia and Megatron, "Possession"
"More than meets the eye..."
-- a loopy Waspinator, "Dark Designs"
"Once, we were merely robots in disguise..."
-- Tigatron, "Call of the Wild"
"Oh man! That ship wasn't built; it was poured!"
"Die cast construction! It's a lost art."
-- Rattrap and Primal, "The Agenda" III
[Even the G1 toys get a nod! :]
"Remember the Great War, Rattrap. If the Predacons gain enough Energon they could start it again."
-- Optimus, "Beast Wars" Part One
"The only thing worse than a stinkin' Pred is a stinkin' Decepticon!"
-- Rattrap, "The Agenda" I
"Ah, Megatron. Greatest leader of the Decepticons. My namesake. Yours is the first chapter in the history of Cybertron...."
-- Megatron face-to-face with the original Megatron, "Master Blaster"
"It seems I have once again been cheated of my victory. But beware the dragon's wrath!... Vengence will be mine!"
-- BW Megatron under the influence of G1 Megatron, "Master Blaster"
"Allow me to present myself: Air Commander Starscream of the Decepticon battle fleet!"
-- Starscream via Waspinator, "Possession"
"I fell while defending my leader Galvatron against the giant Transformer Unicron!"
-- Starscream, "Possession"
"I scanned your file. You weren't blasted to scrap by Unicron; you were blasted by Galvatron -- after you betrayed him!
-- Blackarachnia to Starscream, "Possession"
"Ah, yes. Incipient treachery from Unicron's spawn may yet turn the tide..."
-- Megatron, "Nemesis" Part 1
"What in the name of my great aunt Arcee is goin' on here!?"
-- Rattrap, "Transmutate"
"Waspinator negative negative negative! I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o!"
"Shrapnel? That was a Decepticon from the Great War three centuries ago!..."
-- A loopy Waspinator and Blackarachnia, "Dark Designs"
"Attention! Rampage Spark detected nearby."
"Where?"
"Subgrid Zarak."
-- Depth Charge and his computer, "Feral Scream" Part 1
"Decepticons... FOREVER!"
-- THE Ravage, "The Agenda" II
"What... IS it?"
"That, bowser boy, is called... the Ark."
-- Silverbolt and Blackarachnia, "The Agenda" III
"Ah, Teletron One is still operating!"
-- Megatron, "The Agenda" III
"It's TeleTRAN!"
-- an exasperated Rattrap, "Nemesis" Part 2
"By the Matrix, what's - happening?"
-- Tigatron, "The Probe", the first of many such references
"All the Energon locally was either detonated or transformed to Energon cubes."
-- Rhinox, "Coming of the Fuzors" II
"The universe cowered once at the name of Megatron, and it shall do so again!"
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, Megatron!"
"Then they better stay out of my way!"
-- Megatron and Optimus Primal, "Optimal Situation"
"Predacons, retreat!"
-- Megatron imitating Megatron, "Go With the Flow"
"Suggestion noted -- and ignored!"
-- Megatron directly quoting Megatron, "Nemesis" Part 2
"Well. That's just prime."
"Uh, what's left of him, anyway."
-- Primal and Rattrap on seeing Optimus Prime's damaged body, "Optimal Situation"
"You Optimuses do love to sacrifice yourselves, don't you?"
-- Megatron, "Other Voices" II
"Whoah, whoah whoah whoah whoah WHOAH, wait, stand by here! Who died and made YOU Prime, scaleface?"
-- Rattrap, "Chain of Command"
"It's time to transform and roll out!"
-- Optimus Primal, "Optimal Situation"
"Primus help us all if that thing survived..."
-- Rhinox brings Furman into the cartoon, "Bad Spark"
"That which is not part of the one, shall become void."
-- the aliens, "Other Voices" I
[Gotta be a REAL Transnut for this one -- maybe it's a coincidence, but Unicron's TF Universe quote was "That which does not become part of me, shall become one with the void."]
"Where'd you go, anyway?"
"Where... all are one."
-- Rattrap and Rhinox, "Coming of the Fuzors" II
"Mmm, impressive."
"Oh, it is far more that that, my malevolent minion. That is the most powerful Decepticon warship in Transformer history. The ship that shot down the Ark itself. The Nemesis!"
-- Dinobot 2 and Megatron, "Nemesis" Part 1... oh, okay, so they didn't exactly get everything right... give 'em a break. :]
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And you thought it was a kids' show...
"Think I touched a noive!"
-- Rattrap, "The Agenda" I
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"Hey!... Ya emasculatin' femme bot!"
-- Rattrap loses his tail to Blackarachnia, "Nemesis" Part 2
"Yeah? And, uh... what if he goes ape-slag on us?"
-- Rattrap, "Gorilla Warfare"
"Fine by me"
Dinobot to the above, "Gorilla Warfare"
"Alright! WHO WANTS SOME?!"
-- Optimus gone berserker, "Gorilla Warfare"
"What, is my gearbox hangin' out or somethin'?"
-- a newly (and unknowingly) Transmetalized Rattrap, "Aftermath"
"C'mon, baby, c'mon, give it up for the rat..."
-- Rattrap [to the computer!], "The Probe"
"This guy's got bearings of chrome steel."
-- Rhinox on Dinobot, "Beast Wars" I
"You took the driver. Where is it?"
"Gone. Ain't that a kick in the lug nuts."
"Snotty little flounder, idn't he?"
-- Megatron, Depth Charge, and Quick Strike, "Feral Scream" Part 1
"That Pred's about as 'female' as a piston!"
[BLAM] "That's my sugar bot!"
-- Rattrap and Quickstrike on Blackarachnia, "Tangled Web"
[Note, a Freudian interpretation says that a piston is about as un-female as you can get! :]
"Huh heh ho... EAT SLAG!!"
-- Dinobot to Megatron, "The Probe"
[As someone on the newsgroup put it, I don't think there's any doubt as to just what it is that Dinobot wants Megatron to eat. :]
"He's mine. I shall feast upon his still-pulsating Spark!"
-- Rampage, "Feral Scream" Part 1
Waspinator: "Waspinator not think this job so important."
Inferno: "Every job from the Royalty is a gift!"
Waspinator [to himself]: "Ant-bot is MAJOR suck-up!"
-- "Tangled Web"
"You may've stepped in it, kid, but you came out smellin' like a rose!"
"All part of being perfect!"
-- Rattrap and Cheetor, "Equal Measures"
"Hey, if you took that broomstick out of your tailpipe every once in a while, you might have some fun for a change!"
-- Rattrap to Silverbolt, "The Agenda" I
"I ain't starin' at no hairy cat butt!"
-- Rattrap, "The Probe"
"Listen, kid. If I told Optimus about your little playdate with Tarantulas, he'd kick MY sweet pink butt too!"
-- Rattrap, "The Web"
"Yeah? An' you can kiss my skidplate, fearless leader. I ain't goin' out there and gettin' MY pelt punctured!"
-- Rattrap, "Beast Wars" I
"So. The Tripredacus council still smooches the skidplates of the Maximal Elders."
-- Megatron, "The Agenda" II
"Waspinator find spider-bot and tear him a new waste-disposal unit!"
-- Waspinator, "Other Voices" I
"Oh man, I feel naked without my gun."
-- Rattrap, "Before the Storm"
"So, ah, where ya been, bird dog?"
"Scout patrol."
"Oh, yeah, yeah, heh heh, scouting the enemy, yeah. Heh heh. Find any new positions?"
-- Rattrap to Silverbolt, "The Agenda" I
"Looks like that Pred friend of yours finally did something right."
"Yes, my beloved has... many skills."
-- Rattrap and Silverbolt, with a VERY sly inuendo, "Changing of the Guard"
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Character Lines
"It's my duty, ma'am! As a Maximal... and as a heroic character."
-- Silverbolt, "The Agenda" II
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"It's not revenge I'm after. It's justice."
-- Depth Charge, "Deep Metal"
"The High Council turned [Rampage] over to us instead. Depth Charge wasn't too happy with the decision."
"Eh, so he's got a lot of angst."
-- Optimus and Rattrap, "Deep Metal"
"I have no time for you, X."
"Like you had no time for Starbase Rugby? You had friends there! As I recall, tasty ones, too."
-- Depth Charge and Rampage, "Nemesis" Part 1
"I came only to talk, yeeess!"
-- Megatron, "Fallen Comrades"
"Oh! I like you, yes!"
-- Megatron, watching a berserker Inferno, "Spider's Game"
"So you act out of hate! Excellent. That's an emotion I can trust."
-- Megatron, "Other Visits" I
"What sheer ruthlessness. What disregard for sentient life! I rather like these aliens."
-- Megatron, "Other Voices" II
"I'll say one thing for my namesake -- he liked his artillary big and plentiful. Now, where was I? Uh, ah, yes. Mindless destruction! Good for the Spark, I always say."
-- Megatron, "Nemesis" Part 2
"Waspinator sees helpless target. Oh, happy day!"
-- Waspinator, "Go With the Flow"
"Waspinator like signal!"
-- Waspinator enchanted by Terrorsaur's 'sparkly', "Law of the Jungle"
"Mmmmnn... Waspinator hate bird-bot."
-- Waspinator reflects on Airazor, "Spider's Game"
"Waspinator not serve; Waspinator rules!"
-- Waspinator, "Maximal No More"
"Waspinator will speak for the defense."
"Oooo, Waspinator like defense! A little more defense and maybe Waspinator not get blown up all the time!"
-- Megatron and Waspinator, "Other Victories"
"Looks like Waspinator's on a sugar binge. How long's he been doing that?"
"Long enough to make my head spin."
-- Optimus and Tigatron, "A Better Mousetrap"
"Hey - YOU go an' get yourself scrapped. 'Cuz I ain't -- huuah!! Alright. Alright!"
-- Rattrap under coercion by Rhinox, "Beast Wars" II
"...You WIN, you depraved wad a' stinkin' slag."
"Cultivated as always, even in defeat."
-- Rattrap and Megatron, "Fallen Comrades"
"Educational stuff. Me, I'd rather watch things explode."
-- Rattrap, "Go With the Flow"
"Looks like the Beast Wars are over.... for the Preds! Heh heh heh!"
-- Rattrap, "Other Victories"
"Hunting from the air with automatic weapons. Now that's a sport!"
-- Terrorsaur, "Call of the Wild"
"Whoa. Cool!"
-- Cheetor's reaction to Terrorsaur's disappearance, "Equal Measures"
"Okay, okay, I'll never do that again!... Until the next time."
-- Cheetor, "Equal Measures
"This is a real dumb plan, web-head. I don't have any real blood... just mech fluid."
"Oh, my filters will adjust. It's the act I enjoy more than any nourishment..."
-- Cheetor and Tarantulas, "The Web"
"You're insane."
"So they say!"
-- Tigerhawk and Tarantulas, "Other Victories"
"Still, Megatron's pretty tough..."
"I see... you fear him."
"There is NOTHIN' that crawls, walks, flies or swims that I'm afraid of!"
-- Quickstrike and Tarantulas, "Tangled Web"
"Airazor! You're hit!"
"Nnn ... Drag... isn't it?"
-- Optimus and Airazor, "Call of the Wild"
"Fool! Pain is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!"
-- Inferno to Quickstrike, "Coming of the Fuzors" I
"You're no match for me! Burn, traitor, burn!"
-- Inferno to Tarantulus, "Other Voices" II
"I was explaining what it means to be a Predacon! Deceit. Treachery. Mindless loyalty."
"Loyalty comes first!"
-- Rampage and Inferno, "Transmutate"
"Ignore the pain. It's only going to get worse!"
-- Rampage, "Deep Metal"
(good motto for a swimmer, BTW)
"Ah, such pain. I must help... deepen it."
-- Rampage, "Crossing the Rubicon"
"You'll live to regret this, crab legs!"
"I regret everything... my sweet. Struggle as much as you like. I'll enjoy it!"
-- Blackarachnia and Rampage, "Master Blaster"
"Now, hold still - this will hurt."
-- Dinobot 2, about to open up Blackarachnia, "Proving Grounds"
Megatron: "I am alpha and Omega, Optimal Optimus. Now and forever. Until the end of time!... Destroy them!"
Dinobot II: "Negative."
Megatron: "What?! What possible reason do you have to disobey me? I am your master! I am your creator!"
Dinobot II: "And I... have my honor!"
-- Dinobot II's last-minute reformation, "Nemesis" Part 2
"[BLAM] You [BLAM] will [BLAM] leave [BLAM] the wild [BLAM] ALONE!"
-- Tigatron trashes Inferno, "The Law of the Jungle"
"You can't stop that thing alone!"
"Perhaps... but it is my destiny to try. I will hold the line here. Go!"
-- Optimus and Tigerhawk's parting words, "Nemesis" Part 2
"Dangit! I hate hidin' from them Maxies. Can't I just shoot one?!"
-- Quickstrike, "Nemesis" Part 1
"I stuck it to 'im, Megatron! And GOOD!"
-- Scorponok, "Gorilla Warfare"
"What does he mean, YOU command? I'M second in command!"
"So... command."
-- Scorponok and Tarantulas, "Power Surge"
"Heh heh heh heh... heeyah ha ha hah... HeeYAHHAHAHAHA!!"
-- Tarantulas, pretty much any episode he's in
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Wisdom of the Beast Wars
"Man, and I thought Optimus's speeches were bad."
-- Rattrap on Silverbolt, "Tangled Web"
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"Isn't life full of surprises?"
-- Tarantulas, "The Probe"
"Nevertheless, let the record show that I advise against this action. It will eventually lead to your destruction."
"Eventually... eventually can be a long time, Optimus Primal."
-- Optimus and Dinobot, "Victory
"Destruction's good. I like destruction!"
-- Quickstrike, "Coming of the Fuzors" I
"Yup, destruction is always good."
-- Predacon Rhinox, "Dark Designs"
"That is the law of the jungle. The hunters and the hunted. Scrap or be scrapped!"
"Animals hunt to SURVIVE!"
"And what do you think war is about?!"
-- Dinobot and Tigatron, "The Law of the Jungle"
"We should welcome what is different... not fear it."
-- Silverbolt, "Transmutate"
"It shouldn't be this easy... But! Mustn't complain."
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